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NFL Week 4 Picks
Baltimore Ravens (+1.5) @ Pittsburgh Steelers (-1.5): 1 PM
- Ched says: Bawlmur, hon.
Carolina Panthers (+13.5) @ New Orleans Saints (-13.5): 1 PM
- Ched says: Who dat. You can bet your TV on this one.
Cincinnati Bengals (-3.5) @ Cleveland Browns (+3.5): 1 PM
- Ched says: Jake Delhomme and a white running back. Child please. Cinci covers the spread.
Denver Broncos (+6.5) @ Tennessee Titans (-6.5): 1 PM
- Ched says: No chance the Lions win, but they can keep it within 2 TD's.
New York Jets (-4.5) @ Buffalo Bills (+4.5): 1 PM
- Ched says: The Beast Mode resurgence won't be enough. Jets win easily. Now let's go eat a god damn snack.
San Fransico 49ers (+6.5) @ Atlanta Falcons (-6.5): 1 PM
- Ched says: "I thought the blacks in Baltimore were bad...turns out, there nothing compared to these fags you got out in San Fransico."- Kenny Powers.
Seattle Seahawks (-0.5) @ St. Louis Rams (+0.5): 1 PM
- Ched says: Not quite sure of the stunt Steve Spags and the Rams pulled last weekend, but look for them to bounce back to their old ways come Sunday afternoon.
Houston Texans (-3.5) @ Oakland Raiders (+3.5): 4 PM
- Ched says: Texans could win by 80.
Indianapolis Colts (-8.5) @ Jacksonville Jaguars (+8.5): 4 PM
- Ched says: Peyton Manning in a divisional game. Simple as that.
Arizona Cardinals (+8.5) @ San Diego Chargers (-8.5): 4:15 PM
- Ched says: They squeaked out a win against the Raiders last week. I like them at +8.5, but the Chargers will come away with the win
Washington Redskins (+6.5) @ Philadelphia Eagles (-6.5): 4:15 PM
- Ched says: McNabb will come home and steal the show, as Vick struggles for the first time this season. I like the Skins outright.
Chicago Bears (+3.5) @ New York Giants (-3.5): 8:30 PM
- Ched says: Last week, the Bears took down the Packers to remain undefeated, while the Giants got smoked by my Titans. To add to that, Eli Manning is still a boob and Jay Cutler still doesn't care, which is why the Bears will move to 4-0.
New England Patriots (-0.5) @ Miami Dolphins (+0.5): MNF 8:30 PM
- Ched says: The Dolphins offense tore apart the Jets D last Sunday night. The Pats D is a joke so look for Brandon Marshall to go off and the Dolphins to come away with the win.
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