Wednesday, September 1, 2010

TOLD YOU v2.08

Ladies, to your health.

So, get this.
....abstaining from alcohol does tend to increase one's risk of dying, even when you exclude former problem drinkers. The most shocking part? Abstainers' mortality rates are higher than those of heavy drinkers.
Yeah dog. That's TIME, the magazine. Yeah, the one from the doctor's office. While the rest of you were doing useless shit, like studying and working, we were figuring out how to live forever. So, whats up now?

Hey man, you can't take it with you.
Plus, we paid last night.

1 comment:

  1. A year after giving up tequila, LenWhale tears his achilles and is done for the rest of the season.

    He'll be rethinking that subscription to TIME magazine this year.

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