CHECK PLEASE.

Cream get the money.

Dallas Cowboys wide-out and, not-your-fucking-bellhop, Dez Bryant got stuck with the tab. Bryant and teammates went out to celebrate their first win of the season after beating Houston on Sunday. The problem, Roy Williams' spiteful little soul, Williams invited the whole team out with them and when the check came it fell in Bryant's lap, probably after bouncing off Williams chest pads on an eight yard slant from Romo. The bill came to 54,896 American dollars. At twenty percent that's roughly $11,000 on the tip, who are we kidding? Bryant left a five and asked the server if he had to pay at the hostess stand.

YOUR DAILY DOSE.

Side-boob.

Just sit down, grab a j-dogg, enjoy the ride.

100 posts.
Where's the cake?

TAKING U OUT OF OUR LABO(U)R DAY PLANS.

One last go round for the fresh fresh.

Monkey Business, y'all.

Resume radio silence.

HAPPY LABOR DAY.

Jackpot.

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TOLD YOU v2.08

Ladies, to your health.

So, get this.

....abstaining from alcohol does tend to increase one's risk of dying, even when you exclude former problem drinkers. The most shocking part? Abstainers' mortality rates are higher than those of heavy drinkers.

Yeah dog. That's TIME, the magazine. Yeah, the one from the doctor's office. While the rest of you were doing useless shit, like studying and working, we were figuring out how to live forever. So, whats up now?

Hey man, you can't take it with you.
Plus, we paid last night.

SORRY OFFICER, WE'LL KEEP IT DOWN.

Ladies, take it easy.
We've all had a long night.
Maybe we can do it again sometime.

Wow.

How strange.
Our wish lists are identical.

THEY'RE GOING CRAZY IN DUNDALK, HON.

The Showalter Era continues, the O's do what they do. Haters want to hate, ballers want to ball. Baltimore rejoices.

IT'S A CELEBRATION BITCHES!!!

Updates might be light today. So grab a gatorade, turn the light off, and keep quiet when you leave. Also, let's keep this between us, it happens to alot of guys, we'll totally talk later.