ZUCCHINI DUCK APPROVES.

Buck Showalter became the first manager in Major League history to win 8 of his first 9 games, leading the brO's to a 3-1 win over the Indians, Wednesday night.

Brad Bergesen tossed a two hit complete game. Brian Roberts had a big night going 3-4 with a homer, his second of the season.

Big ups fellas, big ups. Zucchini Duck seems to be fan.

TWINS FAIL.

Ladies. I think there has been a misunderstanding.
We were looking for a different set of twins.
Sorry for the trouble.

- They say chivalry is dead, last night it was confirmed. Well played Bro-migo, well played.

- There have been some harsh words between the Cardinals and the Reds. Last night, shit got crazy. It's tough to call a handful of overweight thirty year olds yelling at each other a fight, also are we the only ones who would like to know who the lesbian catching for the Cards' is?

- The brO's continue their rise to AL east mediocrity last night trouncing Cleveland 14-8. And, no one at the bar cares.

- While looking for this. This and this happened.

- Send us this. NOW.

- In ORLY? news. They're at it again in China. 3D porn? Do they still make porn? We figured that was all done at home with shitty web cams.

- Good to know. Another way to annoy someone on an elevator.

- You want the twins? Sorry.

brO's WIN, brO's Win.

A twins free post for a change.

Not a wins free post.
Thank you Brian Roberts.
No better time than the present for the first one of the year.
Good lookin' out brO.
Zucchini Duck approves.
As does Chez le Ched.

Is that better?

BUCK, SHOW ME THE tWINS!

Ladies, I apologize but, my friends really wanted to meet you but, well you know... Lets get a little more comfortable.

-The O's continue to shine under Buck's rule. We approve.

- All of the first rounders from the 2010 NFL Draft have been signed. Alot of money for exactly zero NFL experience. We have exactly zero NFL experience, where's our cash?

- Andre Johnson, cheddar in hand. Plax, papers in hand. Darrelle Revis, still on hold(out).

- Yankees, Red Sox this weekend. O's, White Sox also this weekend. It turns out more teams are playing too, good for them.


- If you needed a reason to go to South Beach this should help. This should help motivate you to go see a Marlins game.

THEY'RE GOING CRAZY IN DUNDALK, HON.

The Showalter Era continues, the O's do what they do. Haters want to hate, ballers want to ball. Baltimore rejoices.

TWINS > LIBRARY.

Ladies, you know where this is heading. Would you mind introducing me to the twins?

- First things first, Showalter's O's 1, rest of the Majors 0. Sit and spin.

- I went to the library for the air conditioning and people watching. Regrettable. After waiting twenty minutes a computer opened up and I took the opportunity to use it. Again, regrettable. After ten minutes of using said computer, I was approached by a fellow library patron. "You done yet?" he asked, "No, I just sat down, sorry man" I responded. "Then, when will you be?" a little more impatient, "no idea" I say. My answer did not seem to satisfy him, in response, he reacted by yelling to his friends "..some bullshit man, motherfucker just playing video games and looking at titties (no I wasn't), I'm just trying to check my facebook, damn." In my defence I was in the middle of the greatest game of tower defense OF MY LIFE, and you can't check facebook at the library. I left about ten minutes later when I realized the group forming around my antagonist were all wearing backwards hats. Waste time with this, hopefully not his though.

- And boom goes the dynamite. Funny and smoking hot, I'm down. And, you're on Mad Men!?! double down. Alison Brie, I'll see you in your dreams.

- We'll both be joining Ms. Hendricks in the bath tub, just after this chuckleberry takes his size 7 out of his mouth. Smooth Brian, smooth. Notice how long he lets that simmer before completely imploding, a real news man would have sealed the deal. He should have just pulled his dick out and started yelling "I have sex at you!" Although, I think Big Ben has that game on lock, again sorry Bri.

- I've given you the entertainment, now let Larissa do the rest.

O's BRO GETS BORED AT GAME, CAN'T BLAME HIM.

This video almost has 3,000,000 views. The Orioles haven't been this relevant since they had Miguel Tejada.

Oh, what's that? He still plays for them and he wasn't/isn't that relevant? Cool.

After that showcase of athletic ability, Oriole's Bro should expect to skyrocket on Mel Kiper Jr's 2011 NFL Draft Big Board , but Todd McShay will question his work ethic and character after throwing in the towel/being arrested in crunch time.



Things are looking up for the Baltimore brO's.

UPDATE: Tejada has been traded to the Padres and ESPN's Buck Showalter was hired as the new manager...sick.