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Days after being cut by the Seattle Seahawks, veteran wide receiver TJ Houshmanzadeh has agreed to a 1-year deal with the Baltimore Ravens, joining Anquan Boldin and D-Mason on the list of weapons for the walking unibrow, Joe "The Show" Flacco. To make room for Housh, the Ravens traded Mark Clayton and a 7th round pick to the Rams for a 6th round pick.

Also, Troy Smith, former Heisman Trophy winner and one of our favorite QB's here at the Ched, is on his way out of the Land of the O after agreeing to a 1-year deal with the San Fransico 49ers. He will be playing behind two ex-#1 picks in Alex "Tiny Hands" Smith and David Carr for the time being.

"I gotta tell ya, I thought the blacks in Baltimore were bad, but turns out, they're nothing compared to these fags you got in San Fransico."

GIVING UP THE TWIN.

Ladies, we've got ADD.
Unless, you've got big titties,
and a Stinky Cheddar baby tee.

- The ol' Gunslinger is coming back for his 20th season. The countdown begins, "will he, won't he 2011". We're psyched.

- Roger Clemens is being called a liar, by the Federales. Rocket this is kind of a big deal.

- While you were wasting your time with the World Basketball Festival. Some official bad-asserry was afoot in Orlando. This dude won, and people cheered, mainly for his mustache.

- Elsewhere in Florida. Parenting and Car-pooling, lessons.

- HOLY SHIT. We're sorry, we thought you said wooden slide, wait what? Oh God.

- Weezer is still doing this? Clever clever.

- Now have a break..

A. C. Slater.
We're out.

O's BRO GETS BORED AT GAME, CAN'T BLAME HIM.

This video almost has 3,000,000 views. The Orioles haven't been this relevant since they had Miguel Tejada.

Oh, what's that? He still plays for them and he wasn't/isn't that relevant? Cool.

After that showcase of athletic ability, Oriole's Bro should expect to skyrocket on Mel Kiper Jr's 2011 NFL Draft Big Board , but Todd McShay will question his work ethic and character after throwing in the towel/being arrested in crunch time.



Things are looking up for the Baltimore brO's.

UPDATE: Tejada has been traded to the Padres and ESPN's Buck Showalter was hired as the new manager...sick.