GIVING UP THE TWIN.

Ladies, we've got ADD.
Unless, you've got big titties,
and a Stinky Cheddar baby tee.

- The ol' Gunslinger is coming back for his 20th season. The countdown begins, "will he, won't he 2011". We're psyched.

- Roger Clemens is being called a liar, by the Federales. Rocket this is kind of a big deal.

- While you were wasting your time with the World Basketball Festival. Some official bad-asserry was afoot in Orlando. This dude won, and people cheered, mainly for his mustache.

- Elsewhere in Florida. Parenting and Car-pooling, lessons.

- HOLY SHIT. We're sorry, we thought you said wooden slide, wait what? Oh God.

- Weezer is still doing this? Clever clever.

- Now have a break..

A. C. Slater.
We're out.

BRETT FAVRE. TECHKNOWLEDGE IT.

Brett Favre has been texting. Alot. A couple of days ago it was reported that he was blowing his teammates up to keep them posted on what his plans were. That was nice of him, its always good to be in the loop. And it would seem that while with the New York Football Jets he found some new friends to add to his contact list. Again nice, who wouldn't give the ol' gunslinger the digies just for the off chance he called you. One of the numbers in his phone happened to belong to Jenn Sterger, from Vs. The Daily Line and, formerly a Jets in-house reporter. No problems so far. Ms. Sterger alleges that Brett has sent her cock shots and left obscene messages on her cell phone. Problem, Brett, problem. Jenn also was on Playboy Radio (what could possibly be the point of Playboy Radio) to tell about her texual run ins with Hattiesburg's finest. Deadspin's coverage is pretty on point and sounds too legit to discount with out thought, as usual.

With this news Brett's future is no where near clearer than it was on Monday or April. It's just nice to know that he really is like a kid out there. A dumb 15 year old who's parents have not taken his camera phone away.


-Credit to SM, and the whole Art Department, for the poster.
-Credit to Jenn Sterger for keeping that shit tight.

GO DEEP...

America's favorite booze hound/ attention whore, no not him, this guy is done. Reportedly the ol' gunslinger told his Minnesota teammates that he will hang up his cleats and suit up in his more comfortable relaxed fit wrangler jeans, the pants he seems to have so much fun in. Favre will be "leaving" the league after 19 seasons with 69,329 yards passing, 497 touchdowns thrown, 317 interceptions and a smoke show for a wife. Favre holds the NFL record for three of those categories. One can only assume this is not the last we've heard from the "kid out there".