BRETT FAVRE. TECHKNOWLEDGE IT.

Brett Favre has been texting. Alot. A couple of days ago it was reported that he was blowing his teammates up to keep them posted on what his plans were. That was nice of him, its always good to be in the loop. And it would seem that while with the New York Football Jets he found some new friends to add to his contact list. Again nice, who wouldn't give the ol' gunslinger the digies just for the off chance he called you. One of the numbers in his phone happened to belong to Jenn Sterger, from Vs. The Daily Line and, formerly a Jets in-house reporter. No problems so far. Ms. Sterger alleges that Brett has sent her cock shots and left obscene messages on her cell phone. Problem, Brett, problem. Jenn also was on Playboy Radio (what could possibly be the point of Playboy Radio) to tell about her texual run ins with Hattiesburg's finest. Deadspin's coverage is pretty on point and sounds too legit to discount with out thought, as usual.

With this news Brett's future is no where near clearer than it was on Monday or April. It's just nice to know that he really is like a kid out there. A dumb 15 year old who's parents have not taken his camera phone away.


-Credit to SM, and the whole Art Department, for the poster.
-Credit to Jenn Sterger for keeping that shit tight.