The Texas Rangers are set to be purchased by a group led by Hall of Famer and official bad ass Nolan Ryan. The club was auctioned off late last night for a reported $590 million. Ryan's group out bid Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban for the rights to the American League West leaders.
The players have to be a little disappointed, I mean have you seen the Mavs' locker room? With the purchase Ryan plans to move the team's locker room to a freshly renovated, less distracting setting. While renting out the old digs to whoever is willing to pay. The Yankees are rumored to be looking into moving a couple of prospects and cash considerations for the rights to store A-Rod's ego and dildo collection, the arid temperature should be good for them.
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