You ever look around your apartment and realize that you have alot of semen stored up in your used purell bottles? Michael Edwards, of Gaithersburg, Maryland, knows your pain. It would seem that our boy Mike was posed with this same problem. He responded like any normal man who has been saving his semen in bottles around the house, he went grocery shopping. While at the store Mikey's game really gets on point. Step by step account, walk up to unsuspecting victim, spray victim with your gross bottle of goo, take picture with cellphone (motorola's razor works best, we assume), go get ingredients for that lovely summer salad Carol at the office told you about, pay, DO NOT forget to use your bonus card that shit adds up, lather, rinse, repeat.
At first glance Mike, your game seems pretty tight, but there are a few flaws we have noticed. First and foremost, IT'S FUCKING GROSS! Second, no it's still really just gross. And last and definitely least, was saving that $1.46 worth getting caught on camera swiping your club card? You remember when you got that card, you know before you started with all this gross shit? YOU PUT YOUR REAL NAME AND ADDRESS ON IT! They know who you are. And you are dumb. Also, really gross.
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