Weekend Recap: The Cheddar Gets #600, A-Rod Doesn't

• Floyd Money Mayweather took some pictures with Don King in Vegas.

• Haynesworth still prefers a backwards hat and sweatpants over a helmet and jersey…might attempt conditioning test tomorrow, but probably not.

• Darrelle Revis aka Mr. Manhattan wants to get paid…holding out til he gets that stinky cheddar.

• Dez Bryant, DeSean Jackson, and Knowshon Moreno were injured in the first days of training camp. Wes Welker was out running, but not participating in contact drills.

• Rookie of the Year, Tyreke Evans wanted to go fast. Gets caught doing 120mph+ in his purple beamer, then gets held at gunpoint.



• The Miami Heat fired 30 employees from their ticket office, adding 30 more to the list of people who hate LeBron James.

• Lionel Messi and an unannounced Barcelona teammate will form an Oasis tribute band and tour Europe in disguise. "We'll visit the UK. If you're at a pub or club where we are performing and see past our disguises there'll be a decent prize in it for you."

• Travis Pastrana won his 7th Freestyle X Games gold. Ryan Sheckler won his 3rd gold in the Street Skate competition, robbing 15-year old, NyJAH Huston in the final seconds…Pastrana and Sheckler are still tools.

• Ex-Oregon QB, Jeremiah Masoli is going to Ole Miss. He is eligible to play this season.

• Miguel Tejada, Roy Oswalt, Cliff Lee, Ryan Ludwick, and Lance Berkman were all traded before the deadline.

• A-Rod is still stuck on #599...still nobody cares. The Stinky Cheddar, however, had no problems breaking 600 views and 100 visits in our first week on the World Wide Web.