TWINS FAIL.

Ladies. I think there has been a misunderstanding.
We were looking for a different set of twins.
Sorry for the trouble.

- They say chivalry is dead, last night it was confirmed. Well played Bro-migo, well played.

- There have been some harsh words between the Cardinals and the Reds. Last night, shit got crazy. It's tough to call a handful of overweight thirty year olds yelling at each other a fight, also are we the only ones who would like to know who the lesbian catching for the Cards' is?

- The brO's continue their rise to AL east mediocrity last night trouncing Cleveland 14-8. And, no one at the bar cares.

- While looking for this. This and this happened.

- Send us this. NOW.

- In ORLY? news. They're at it again in China. 3D porn? Do they still make porn? We figured that was all done at home with shitty web cams.

- Good to know. Another way to annoy someone on an elevator.

- You want the twins? Sorry.