TRAFFIC ON THE EIGHTS.

Has anyone seen our 'Prairie Home Companion'?

WE'RE DOUBLE DIPPING.

Productivity is at an all time low.

PANDAS: STRAIGHT GANGSTER.

Pandas peddling provolone.

COME ON IN, THE WATER'S FINE.

You know the deal. Go watch the footballs.

ART CHEDUCATION.

You know that Art History class you're taking?
Yeah the one at 8 a.m., on the other side of campus.
Don't worry about it.
We've got you covered.

CARNIES, WHO NEEDS 'EM?

Just give me my fucking ice cream cone.

YOUR DAILY DOSE.

Side-boob.

Just sit down, grab a j-dogg, enjoy the ride.

100 posts.
Where's the cake?

TAKING U OUT OF OUR LABO(U)R DAY PLANS.

One last go round for the fresh fresh.

Monkey Business, y'all.

Resume radio silence.

CUT IT OUT, KEEP IT UP.

A little more free time isn't always bad.

Cut It Out.

- Matt Leinart, Fast Willie and, Housh... We don't know how to tell you this, the tribe has spoken. You gots to go.

- NCAA Football is back, this is a good thing. College Football Live is also back. Lou, Mark and, Rece, fucking cool it.

- Low-rider bikes, knock it off, you don't look cool. Unless, you're a straight cholo then, carry on.

- You fucking hipsters, just stop it. Your jeans are just making everyone else physically uncomfortable. Go listen to Death Cab and leave us alone.

Keep It Up.

- Sam Bradford, put the clipboard down.

- Animals. Keep on keeping on.

- This will never not be funny.

- Bacon, we've spoken about you before but, today is your day. Keep it up bacon, keep it up.

- Uncle Joey from the parquet. Don't ever cut it out Joey.

Today is your day, enjoy it.

ATTEMPTING TO BRING SEXY BACK.

Whoa, you're going out in that?
Nothing.
It's just like a 100 degrees out there.

Here are some things to help you beat your heat.

- Your Christopher Walken fix.



- Carl's Jr. You officially have the gayest commercials out there. Congrats? While you have that menu open, take a peek at the nutritional info, terrifying.

- Your Fail fix.

Straight lampin'

BEST BURGERS, BEST BALLERS.

Is that Christian Fucking Laettner?
Behind the talent.

Team USA beat the Greek National team, yes that Greek National Team, 87-59. The U.S. went 4-0 in the lead up to Saturday's start of the FIBA World Championship in Turkey. The Greek Team obviously strayed from they're normal pre-game routine of gyros and WWF tapes in Nenad's Mom's basement.

The Team Manager made the mistake of having BK set up that Whopper Bar in the locker room. What no tzatziki? Malakas!

Usually we don't smoke inside.
But, for you we'll make an exception
We'll open a window.

THERE WILL BE CHEDDAR.

The Cheddar draft board is looking fierce. Bulger or Campbell in the first round, Mason Crosby in the second. Things are looking up for team Ched-Skins. We had given thought to Chris Cooley but, he's injury prone and, he really doesn't like drywall.

That is the opposite of this.

At 1:55 you can see why we're not allowed Forklift Privileges at work anymore. Also, why we're never riding public transport ever again.

Ladies, a pleasure as always.
We hit 500.
Without enhancement creams.
Boo-yah.

UPDATE: CANADA LOVES TO SWEEP.

You know that rapper from Degrassi?

POGOS, PEDOBEARS AND, TEEN WEREWOLVES. OH MAN-ZO

We just need another perspective.
That's all.

- They're jumping around in Salt Lake. This is all you need.

"I want to see it become a staple of culture in the same way that skateboarding is and BMX is," Ryan says." I want to change the connotations associated with what a pogo stick is."

- This is genius. The Ched uses snarky witticism. It's super effective.

- Don't no one on the corner has swagger like Russ.

- At least Sasquatch got what he wanted for his birthday.

GTL: GYM, TWIN, LAUNDRY.

Ladies.
Are you ready for some football?

- The 2010 NCAA Football Polls for week one of the season are out. Alabama, Ohio State, Boise State, Florida and, Texas are your top five so..

- Jay Mariotti, columnist and certified jack ass, had something to say last night. His girlfriend, wasn't trying to hear that see. Everyone who has seen Around the Horn will sleep a little easier tonight. The streets are safer for us all.

- Oh mansies. We're going to go work on our abs.

- Has anyone seen the pencil case?

- This beats computer time in the MacLab any day.

Have fun tonight.

Just keep quiet when you girls get in.

ALABAMA, ARKANSAS.

By request only.

Being an adult sucks.
We'll just have to adjust.
In our own way.

Suitcase.
Out.

GIVING UP THE TWIN.

Ladies, we've got ADD.
Unless, you've got big titties,
and a Stinky Cheddar baby tee.

- The ol' Gunslinger is coming back for his 20th season. The countdown begins, "will he, won't he 2011". We're psyched.

- Roger Clemens is being called a liar, by the Federales. Rocket this is kind of a big deal.

- While you were wasting your time with the World Basketball Festival. Some official bad-asserry was afoot in Orlando. This dude won, and people cheered, mainly for his mustache.

- Elsewhere in Florida. Parenting and Car-pooling, lessons.

- HOLY SHIT. We're sorry, we thought you said wooden slide, wait what? Oh God.

- Weezer is still doing this? Clever clever.

- Now have a break..

A. C. Slater.
We're out.

COPS WAS ON?

Hey Travis, why are you so sweaty?




- This happened last night. You should have been there.

- Oh man, remember this? This happened. Guess who is single?

- Twenty days until college football season. Excited?

- All your base are belong to us. Don't forget it.

We're going to work on our base tan. So, lock up when you leave.

THE H IS O.

A swimming pool with no bodies.
Is a problem that we can fix.

Ched HQ is currently 750 degrees. We ask that everyone adhere to our eXtreme business causual attire request today. Ladies, we aren't enjoying this anymore than you are. It's for our own good. So go find us that old box fan and make sure to turn off the lights when you're done. We'll be here if you need us.

Whatever gets you through your day. These should help.

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- Also, Tim Tebow doesn't like you using all the air in the filter and not replacing it. He'll just keep his, in his room.