ATTEMPTING TO BRING SEXY BACK.

Whoa, you're going out in that?
Nothing.
It's just like a 100 degrees out there.

Here are some things to help you beat your heat.

- Your Christopher Walken fix.



- Carl's Jr. You officially have the gayest commercials out there. Congrats? While you have that menu open, take a peek at the nutritional info, terrifying.

- Your Fail fix.

Straight lampin'

EURO-CHED: WHERE YOU AT?

Oh, good morning.
Was not expecting you to still be here.
Need a hand?

- So Michael Jackson released BAD. Twenty-three years ago. Kristen McKentire, one of us borrowed that tape in third grade (a couple years late, it seems), we owe you a copy and an apology.

- It has come to our attention, some of Chednation is not up to code. This should help.

- Every man has a code. Live by it.

- Lil' Wayne has been busy in Scranton. We'll be waiting until November for his release(s), (wash your hands). Our September deployment looms.

- Who's down for Eurotrip 2010? We just need some cash for gas.

- Yo, Dog. You didn't hear? "Evey monkey'd like to be, in my place instead of me". Yeah we're the King of Bongo. Hear us when we come.

Nah, we're too drunk to dance.

Thanks though.
We should get a cab.

BACON: VIBE CRUSHING.

Ladies, we're not made out of money.
Cheddarfeller, not Rockefeller.

- NO, NO, NO. Panic sweeps Cheddnation, we may have to exercise terrible judgment.

- WTF Enid. Our press passes must have gotten lost. What we don't understand, why our note card in fedora didn't work. How rude.

- Bryce Harper Update: He's raping children('s minds). Bryce, why dont you have a seat right in that chair.

- If you plan on ordering any of these drinks. You are in the wrong bar.

- Mr. Jackson, you may have a job waiting for you in Columbus, you're work ethic should never be questioned.

- In other badass news.

Ladies, relax.
Everyone gets a star.

We Told You.

Stephen Strasburg will need Tommy John surgery. See you never, Nats "fans".



Let the Bryce Harper era begin.



Jesus, this kid looks like he packs more plant than Brady Anderson.



Cool status, doucher. BRRRROOO, FUCKING INCEPTION, BRO.

DC Sports summed up.