CLINTON, WE GET YOU.

Clinton, we know you were misunderstood.
You were talking about the ladies covering ChedCon 2010.

Australian for twins.

Jump to 16:05 for the goods.

YOUR DAILY DOSE.

Side-boob.

Just sit down, grab a j-dogg, enjoy the ride.

100 posts.
Where's the cake?

YAHOOZEN, YAHOOZEN.

For those of you living under a rock in a cave with a blanket over your rock, the college football season officially kicks off tonight.

No. 2 Ohio State vs. Marshall and no. 15 Pitt-Utah will offer the most excitement. No. 14 USC at Hawaii will offer the most twins. Either way exciting.

Also, this season Nike will be rolling out their newest NFL BLITZ inspired "throwback" jerseys. They all look like the flag football jerseys at ENCOM. Take the good with the bad, we suppose.

BACON: VIBE CRUSHING.

Ladies, we're not made out of money.
Cheddarfeller, not Rockefeller.

- NO, NO, NO. Panic sweeps Cheddnation, we may have to exercise terrible judgment.

- WTF Enid. Our press passes must have gotten lost. What we don't understand, why our note card in fedora didn't work. How rude.

- Bryce Harper Update: He's raping children('s minds). Bryce, why dont you have a seat right in that chair.

- If you plan on ordering any of these drinks. You are in the wrong bar.

- Mr. Jackson, you may have a job waiting for you in Columbus, you're work ethic should never be questioned.

- In other badass news.

Ladies, relax.
Everyone gets a star.

SO, YOUR HAIR LOOKS GREAT.

Now, for our next trick.
We'll need a condom, and a volunteer.

- Have you ever seen The Terminator? Well it's happening a little early.

- Mr. Cooke, we respecognize your love of bacon. Huzzah to you Sir, huzzah.

- In other Huzzah News. Toss up: Ren Faire Geeks or Juggalos?

- If you haven't seen this yet, sorry. We're sorry to be the ones that had to do that to you.

- This should make up for that. We're even.

- We're working our way through the list. You should do the same. Then again, maybe that's a bad idea.

Disapproving Weasel.
Disapproves.

ALABAMA, ARKANSAS.

By request only.

Being an adult sucks.
We'll just have to adjust.
In our own way.

Suitcase.
Out.