EVERYDAY WE'RE HUSTLIN'

Everyday.
You best believe that, si?

Who ya got?

BACON: VIBE CRUSHING.

Ladies, we're not made out of money.
Cheddarfeller, not Rockefeller.

- NO, NO, NO. Panic sweeps Cheddnation, we may have to exercise terrible judgment.

- WTF Enid. Our press passes must have gotten lost. What we don't understand, why our note card in fedora didn't work. How rude.

- Bryce Harper Update: He's raping children('s minds). Bryce, why dont you have a seat right in that chair.

- If you plan on ordering any of these drinks. You are in the wrong bar.

- Mr. Jackson, you may have a job waiting for you in Columbus, you're work ethic should never be questioned.

- In other badass news.

Ladies, relax.
Everyone gets a star.

SO, YOUR HAIR LOOKS GREAT.

Now, for our next trick.
We'll need a condom, and a volunteer.

- Have you ever seen The Terminator? Well it's happening a little early.

- Mr. Cooke, we respecognize your love of bacon. Huzzah to you Sir, huzzah.

- In other Huzzah News. Toss up: Ren Faire Geeks or Juggalos?

- If you haven't seen this yet, sorry. We're sorry to be the ones that had to do that to you.

- This should make up for that. We're even.

- We're working our way through the list. You should do the same. Then again, maybe that's a bad idea.

Disapproving Weasel.
Disapproves.