LEGAL NEWS: MILEY GETS HER 18 ON.

Game Face.

Gentlemen, that sense of relief you were feeling this morning and bit of pep in your step can be easily explained. Surprisingly the explanation isn't medical grade marijuana or Four Loko, Destiny Hope Cyrus has turned 18. Yes that's right, not only can you change your first and middle name, but more notably Team Dirty Old Man has another reason to celebrate. So Miley, we thank you for your support and and hope you continue reading, happy birthday.

DEATH ON THE HIGH SEAS.

Paul the octopus has died. Tuesday morning in Frankfurt, Germany, the octopus we all knew and loved while we were all knowing and loving soccer during the World Cup Finals went to the great octopus's garden in the sky.

And now on with the show.

Yeah, thats Debbie Gibson.

GOT IT ALL.

What's that? Two body painted posts in a row?
No Doubt.

Yes it's girl's soccer.
And, yes you're a perv for hoping for a Brandi Chastain situation.
You're Gross.

The full re-cap is here.
Again, it's girl's soccer so who cares, amiright?

JAPAN: YOU COOL?

What?
We all look the same to you?

The Little League World Series came to an end yesterday in South Williamsport, Pa. We know, with the WNBA Playoffs it's almost impossible to pay attention to anything else. Anygays, Japan won, ending the United States' five year championship run. Great, they're better at game shows, weird commercials and now baseball? Whats next, better vending machines? Wait, what?

Hipster-Dino totally knew about Japan.
Five years ago.

EVERYDAY WE'RE HUSTLIN'

Everyday.
You best believe that, si?

Who ya got?

POGOS, PEDOBEARS AND, TEEN WEREWOLVES. OH MAN-ZO

We just need another perspective.
That's all.

- They're jumping around in Salt Lake. This is all you need.

"I want to see it become a staple of culture in the same way that skateboarding is and BMX is," Ryan says." I want to change the connotations associated with what a pogo stick is."

- This is genius. The Ched uses snarky witticism. It's super effective.

- Don't no one on the corner has swagger like Russ.

- At least Sasquatch got what he wanted for his birthday.

ALABAMA, ARKANSAS.

By request only.

Being an adult sucks.
We'll just have to adjust.
In our own way.

Suitcase.
Out.

COPS WAS ON?

Hey Travis, why are you so sweaty?




- This happened last night. You should have been there.

- Oh man, remember this? This happened. Guess who is single?

- Twenty days until college football season. Excited?

- All your base are belong to us. Don't forget it.

We're going to work on our base tan. So, lock up when you leave.

THE H IS O.

A swimming pool with no bodies.
Is a problem that we can fix.

Ched HQ is currently 750 degrees. We ask that everyone adhere to our eXtreme business causual attire request today. Ladies, we aren't enjoying this anymore than you are. It's for our own good. So go find us that old box fan and make sure to turn off the lights when you're done. We'll be here if you need us.

Whatever gets you through your day. These should help.

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- Also, Tim Tebow doesn't like you using all the air in the filter and not replacing it. He'll just keep his, in his room.

USA TENNIS, LOLZ!

The United States, for the first time since 1973, does not have a gentleman tennis player ranked in the top ten. Fair enough.
Brooklyn, your thoughts?

ARE WE DONE YET?

A-Rod hit his 600th home run today. Here at Cheddar HQ we have shifted from "who cares?" to "I could not possibly care less." Productive day for us.

Rodriguez, admitted HGH user and alleged snooty boo, became the youngest player (35 years 8 days) to hit 600 homers Wednesday afternoon in the first inning against the Toronto Blue Jays. Shaun Marcum, who gave up number 600 to A-Rod, was apparently not serving the ched.

The ESPN in game interruptions will now stop. This return to normalcy will allow us to get back to being bored by one full game of baseball, as opposed to one full game plus or minus an anti-climactic at bat.

TWINS OR GTFO.

We might as well use the NSFW shit, if we got it.

-There is a lot about soccer I don't understand, hooligans, American fans humming the White Stripes together, and dicks who show up at your place of work and assume you're having as much fun as them after working six hours.You're not. One thing I think we can all understand, it truly is the beautiful game.

- Ohio, the heart of it all. Also, the only place where John Law can pop you for taking your kids for a walk... oh wait, he had a couple of beers, who hasn't, I mean I... Oh using the stroller as a walker, yeah that's a tuffy. We will have to find another nominee for father (pronounced fajah) of the year.

- Lindsay Lohan left jail after 14 days of a 90 day sentence, 90 more days of rehab and Bengals GM Mike Brown can give her a spot on the practice squad. Also, Heidi and Spencer are dumpsville. Also, my world just crumbled.

- This has been floating around the innernets for a couple of days but its still just as comical as the first time I saw it. Enjoy.

- Going to go watch Mad Men (read drink) until I look like Don Draper, or she looks like Joan Holloway, piss off Dr. Harris.