HAPPINESS IS A WARM TWIN.

A return to normalcy. This is nice. No?

- Isiah don't work in New York, no mo'. We didn't see this ending poorly.

- Another product request. For field research, of course.

- It is birthday season so, if you know anyone at Gibson, this 'basstar' is a necessity. Lest you want Le Ched to fail. It's not too much to ask.

- This is happening. Never would have guessed she would need a stunt double.

- You ever see Armageddon? Try this.

- Russel Brand is a motorist. A motorist who crashed one of these. We know it's late but sweet shit man that's a $230,000 automobile. Head on a swivel Russ.

- So, wait, Lady Gaga doesn't have a dong? Lily, you weren't the only one who was confused. We still appreciate what you do.

- We should all take some time to reflect on our youth. You should do this more often, we're just trying to help. We do because we care about you, we do this to motivate you.

TWINS OR GTFO.

We might as well use the NSFW shit, if we got it.

-There is a lot about soccer I don't understand, hooligans, American fans humming the White Stripes together, and dicks who show up at your place of work and assume you're having as much fun as them after working six hours.You're not. One thing I think we can all understand, it truly is the beautiful game.

- Ohio, the heart of it all. Also, the only place where John Law can pop you for taking your kids for a walk... oh wait, he had a couple of beers, who hasn't, I mean I... Oh using the stroller as a walker, yeah that's a tuffy. We will have to find another nominee for father (pronounced fajah) of the year.

- Lindsay Lohan left jail after 14 days of a 90 day sentence, 90 more days of rehab and Bengals GM Mike Brown can give her a spot on the practice squad. Also, Heidi and Spencer are dumpsville. Also, my world just crumbled.

- This has been floating around the innernets for a couple of days but its still just as comical as the first time I saw it. Enjoy.

- Going to go watch Mad Men (read drink) until I look like Don Draper, or she looks like Joan Holloway, piss off Dr. Harris.