JUST GOING TO GET HOT DOG BUNS, IS THERE A PROBLEM OFFICER?

This, ladies and gentlemen, is our boy Ron Artest. Ron Ron was pulled over on Monday while driving an indy car through the City of Angels. He was cited for expired tags, gangster, not speeding or driving a ridiculous go-fast-car like an idiot. The officer walked away saying "Man, that could have gone worse."

BEST BURGERS, BEST BALLERS.

Is that Christian Fucking Laettner?
Behind the talent.

Team USA beat the Greek National team, yes that Greek National Team, 87-59. The U.S. went 4-0 in the lead up to Saturday's start of the FIBA World Championship in Turkey. The Greek Team obviously strayed from they're normal pre-game routine of gyros and WWF tapes in Nenad's Mom's basement.

The Team Manager made the mistake of having BK set up that Whopper Bar in the locker room. What no tzatziki? Malakas!

Usually we don't smoke inside.
But, for you we'll make an exception
We'll open a window.

HAPPINESS IS A WARM TWIN.

A return to normalcy. This is nice. No?

- Isiah don't work in New York, no mo'. We didn't see this ending poorly.

- Another product request. For field research, of course.

- It is birthday season so, if you know anyone at Gibson, this 'basstar' is a necessity. Lest you want Le Ched to fail. It's not too much to ask.

- This is happening. Never would have guessed she would need a stunt double.

- You ever see Armageddon? Try this.

- Russel Brand is a motorist. A motorist who crashed one of these. We know it's late but sweet shit man that's a $230,000 automobile. Head on a swivel Russ.

- So, wait, Lady Gaga doesn't have a dong? Lily, you weren't the only one who was confused. We still appreciate what you do.

- We should all take some time to reflect on our youth. You should do this more often, we're just trying to help. We do because we care about you, we do this to motivate you.

MOTOR CITY MAC MAN.

The Detroit Pistons have come to terms with (the fact that they are and will be a sub .500 team) Tracy McGrady. The two agreed on a one year 1.35 million dollar deal. The two time NBA scoring champ can offer the Pistons some veteran leadership, after they ship Tayshaun and Rip out of the Motor City. Until then, he'll more than likely be used as an example in practice or, as the butt of most of the jokes in the locker room. T-Mac, we get it.