HOLY ISHBOO! A NASCAR POST?

Engage ignorance now.

I know little to nothing about Nascar. I'm alright with that. What I do know, Kurt Busch drives the number 2 Miller Lite car and, the ladies in the portrait above are the Cope twins. On Saturday, Amber and Angela will drive go-fast-trucks in a circle very quickly in Martinsville, VA. In doing so they'll also be making history, they'll also be someone's hot nieces. There that's it, that's what I know. Watch if you dare, just know you're watching truck racing instead of football.

JUST GOING TO GET HOT DOG BUNS, IS THERE A PROBLEM OFFICER?

This, ladies and gentlemen, is our boy Ron Artest. Ron Ron was pulled over on Monday while driving an indy car through the City of Angels. He was cited for expired tags, gangster, not speeding or driving a ridiculous go-fast-car like an idiot. The officer walked away saying "Man, that could have gone worse."