JUST GOING TO GET HOT DOG BUNS, IS THERE A PROBLEM OFFICER?

This, ladies and gentlemen, is our boy Ron Artest. Ron Ron was pulled over on Monday while driving an indy car through the City of Angels. He was cited for expired tags, gangster, not speeding or driving a ridiculous go-fast-car like an idiot. The officer walked away saying "Man, that could have gone worse."

YAHOOZEN, YAHOOZEN.

For those of you living under a rock in a cave with a blanket over your rock, the college football season officially kicks off tonight.

No. 2 Ohio State vs. Marshall and no. 15 Pitt-Utah will offer the most excitement. No. 14 USC at Hawaii will offer the most twins. Either way exciting.

Also, this season Nike will be rolling out their newest NFL BLITZ inspired "throwback" jerseys. They all look like the flag football jerseys at ENCOM. Take the good with the bad, we suppose.

SO, YOUR HAIR LOOKS GREAT.

Now, for our next trick.
We'll need a condom, and a volunteer.

- Have you ever seen The Terminator? Well it's happening a little early.

- Mr. Cooke, we respecognize your love of bacon. Huzzah to you Sir, huzzah.

- In other Huzzah News. Toss up: Ren Faire Geeks or Juggalos?

- If you haven't seen this yet, sorry. We're sorry to be the ones that had to do that to you.

- This should make up for that. We're even.

- We're working our way through the list. You should do the same. Then again, maybe that's a bad idea.

Disapproving Weasel.
Disapproves.