MORE ROOM FOR THE ESPY'S.

Grace, would you get me Mr. Bush's daytime number.

Hey Reggie, it's Craig over at the Heisman Trust.
Oh you know, pretty good.
Just normal Labor Day stuff.
How was yours?
Well that's what I was calling about.
Yeah, this is awkward, but we're going to need that back.
No, what?!?
Are you serious?
We're not giving it to Vince.
We've already got someone else in mind.
So, just drop the trophy in the mail and we should be good.
Alright Bud, it's been real, gotta go.

CUT IT OUT, KEEP IT UP.

A little more free time isn't always bad.

Cut It Out.

- Matt Leinart, Fast Willie and, Housh... We don't know how to tell you this, the tribe has spoken. You gots to go.

- NCAA Football is back, this is a good thing. College Football Live is also back. Lou, Mark and, Rece, fucking cool it.

- Low-rider bikes, knock it off, you don't look cool. Unless, you're a straight cholo then, carry on.

- You fucking hipsters, just stop it. Your jeans are just making everyone else physically uncomfortable. Go listen to Death Cab and leave us alone.

Keep It Up.

- Sam Bradford, put the clipboard down.

- Animals. Keep on keeping on.

- This will never not be funny.

- Bacon, we've spoken about you before but, today is your day. Keep it up bacon, keep it up.

- Uncle Joey from the parquet. Don't ever cut it out Joey.

Today is your day, enjoy it.

YAHOOZEN, YAHOOZEN.

For those of you living under a rock in a cave with a blanket over your rock, the college football season officially kicks off tonight.

No. 2 Ohio State vs. Marshall and no. 15 Pitt-Utah will offer the most excitement. No. 14 USC at Hawaii will offer the most twins. Either way exciting.

Also, this season Nike will be rolling out their newest NFL BLITZ inspired "throwback" jerseys. They all look like the flag football jerseys at ENCOM. Take the good with the bad, we suppose.

O-H-

The rumor mill has been spinning out of control recently. It seems the Big Ten/Eleven/Twelve will announce plans for conference realignment today.



According to reports Michigan and Ohio State will be split into two different divisions and will still play each other in their last games of the season. There will be also be "protective cross-overs" for Illinois-Northwestern and Wisconsin-Minnesota. Good to hear, The Ched always uses protection.

GTL: GYM, TWIN, LAUNDRY.

Ladies.
Are you ready for some football?

- The 2010 NCAA Football Polls for week one of the season are out. Alabama, Ohio State, Boise State, Florida and, Texas are your top five so..

- Jay Mariotti, columnist and certified jack ass, had something to say last night. His girlfriend, wasn't trying to hear that see. Everyone who has seen Around the Horn will sleep a little easier tonight. The streets are safer for us all.

- Oh mansies. We're going to go work on our abs.

- Has anyone seen the pencil case?

- This beats computer time in the MacLab any day.

Have fun tonight.

Just keep quiet when you girls get in.