CUT IT OUT, KEEP IT UP.

A little more free time isn't always bad.

Cut It Out.

- Matt Leinart, Fast Willie and, Housh... We don't know how to tell you this, the tribe has spoken. You gots to go.

- NCAA Football is back, this is a good thing. College Football Live is also back. Lou, Mark and, Rece, fucking cool it.

- Low-rider bikes, knock it off, you don't look cool. Unless, you're a straight cholo then, carry on.

- You fucking hipsters, just stop it. Your jeans are just making everyone else physically uncomfortable. Go listen to Death Cab and leave us alone.

Keep It Up.

- Sam Bradford, put the clipboard down.

- Animals. Keep on keeping on.

- This will never not be funny.

- Bacon, we've spoken about you before but, today is your day. Keep it up bacon, keep it up.

- Uncle Joey from the parquet. Don't ever cut it out Joey.

Today is your day, enjoy it.

BACON: VIBE CRUSHING.

Ladies, we're not made out of money.
Cheddarfeller, not Rockefeller.

- NO, NO, NO. Panic sweeps Cheddnation, we may have to exercise terrible judgment.

- WTF Enid. Our press passes must have gotten lost. What we don't understand, why our note card in fedora didn't work. How rude.

- Bryce Harper Update: He's raping children('s minds). Bryce, why dont you have a seat right in that chair.

- If you plan on ordering any of these drinks. You are in the wrong bar.

- Mr. Jackson, you may have a job waiting for you in Columbus, you're work ethic should never be questioned.

- In other badass news.

Ladies, relax.
Everyone gets a star.

ANY TWIN AT ALL.

What you think we blog for?

To push a fucking rav4?

- So get this. Doog's medical training should help with the twins.

- Genetically Modified Mosquito. Sounds more terrifying than it is.

- OMG. A peanut covered in a potato chip! A handsome prize to whomever can get these to us first.

- In other food/bacon news we need two cases sent to HQ post haste. We'll need help washing this down.

- Warrant and The Biebs were in town last night. We're still waiting for a response to our invite.

- Remember when you could safely make the "Tiger vs. the field" argument? That argument don't work for you no mo'.

WE ADMIT, WE'VE BEEN LAX.

Ladies. Don't have us break this thing down for nothing.
Now, we'd like to see you on your baddest behavior.
Lend us some sugar, we're neighbors.

- The Shanahan era started with a bang last night. The Redskins were not gracious host to the Bills, details here.

- Google brought us this. Bacon is a beautiful thing, with that in mind, do the math. To have NO MORE than a pound of bacon delivered monthly to your house these fucks want you to pay them 510 American dollars, FOR SHIPPING! The bacon itself is $149. Grand total, $659, for bacon. This better be the best bacon ever. Otherwise the expense account has been drained and there will be hell to pay.

- The fArt Department thought you should know this is happening. D. Wade is ducking, no idea why, that court is paddeded. Why would you (zucchini) duck this?

- Drank Update: JaMarcus Russell, your career has officially been chopped and screwed. Don't worry, you're not the only one.

- This happened 7 years ago? Drinks on the porch anyone? No?