BIG TROUBLE IN REAL (NORTH) KOREA.

Soccer Update.

FIFA is launching an investigation to find out if the North Korean national soccer team has been mistreated since returning home after being swept (0-3) out of the 2010 World Cup. The teams' head coach has gone so far as to say that he fears for his safety. In other soccer news, FIFA is continuing to research goal-line camera technology. After the referees' failings this year and in years past, a couple extra cameras sound like a good idea. Wouldn't you agree?

TWINS OR GTFO.

We might as well use the NSFW shit, if we got it.

-There is a lot about soccer I don't understand, hooligans, American fans humming the White Stripes together, and dicks who show up at your place of work and assume you're having as much fun as them after working six hours.You're not. One thing I think we can all understand, it truly is the beautiful game.

- Ohio, the heart of it all. Also, the only place where John Law can pop you for taking your kids for a walk... oh wait, he had a couple of beers, who hasn't, I mean I... Oh using the stroller as a walker, yeah that's a tuffy. We will have to find another nominee for father (pronounced fajah) of the year.

- Lindsay Lohan left jail after 14 days of a 90 day sentence, 90 more days of rehab and Bengals GM Mike Brown can give her a spot on the practice squad. Also, Heidi and Spencer are dumpsville. Also, my world just crumbled.

- This has been floating around the innernets for a couple of days but its still just as comical as the first time I saw it. Enjoy.

- Going to go watch Mad Men (read drink) until I look like Don Draper, or she looks like Joan Holloway, piss off Dr. Harris.