TOLD YOU v2.08

Ladies, to your health.

So, get this.

....abstaining from alcohol does tend to increase one's risk of dying, even when you exclude former problem drinkers. The most shocking part? Abstainers' mortality rates are higher than those of heavy drinkers.

Yeah dog. That's TIME, the magazine. Yeah, the one from the doctor's office. While the rest of you were doing useless shit, like studying and working, we were figuring out how to live forever. So, whats up now?

Hey man, you can't take it with you.
Plus, we paid last night.

ALABAMA, ARKANSAS.

By request only.

Being an adult sucks.
We'll just have to adjust.
In our own way.

Suitcase.
Out.

THIS HAPPENED.

About your hair,

you needn't care,
you look beautiful all of the time.

- Bwahahahahah. Thank you Mr. Pace.

- Take Glen Coffee off your draft boards. Don't sweat it, Frank Gore will be there with the sixth pick. He should be healthy for seven (non-consecutive) weeks this season. We'd take Gore (if we were in your la league-ah).

COPS WAS ON?

Hey Travis, why are you so sweaty?




- This happened last night. You should have been there.

- Oh man, remember this? This happened. Guess who is single?

- Twenty days until college football season. Excited?

- All your base are belong to us. Don't forget it.

We're going to work on our base tan. So, lock up when you leave.

brO's WIN, brO's Win.

A twins free post for a change.

Not a wins free post.
Thank you Brian Roberts.
No better time than the present for the first one of the year.
Good lookin' out brO.
Zucchini Duck approves.
As does Chez le Ched.

Is that better?

LOST IN THE CLUTTER.

Some things that may have slipped through the cracks.

- Shaq signed with the Celtics. OK. Don't worry there were other questionable moves this week in the NBA. Isiah was brought back on with the Knicks as a consultant, that worked out well the first time. And, the Nets named Roy Rogers advanced scout. We assume New Jersey is switching to more of a run and gun offense.

- Showalter's brO's are 5-1, heading to Ohio after one more in the confines of Camden.

- Things are a lot less green on the other side. Especially if you live in northwest Missouri.

- HOLY SHIT. Zucchini Duck.

- HOT CARL, had a big week. Girl, you'll be a woman soon.

- Adriana Lima. Let me get your number, I've got to text you something, its so hilarious. Engage twins now.

- And lastly, The Ched turned two hundred. We thank you.