ATTEMPTING TO BRING SEXY BACK.

Whoa, you're going out in that?
Nothing.
It's just like a 100 degrees out there.

Here are some things to help you beat your heat.

- Your Christopher Walken fix.



- Carl's Jr. You officially have the gayest commercials out there. Congrats? While you have that menu open, take a peek at the nutritional info, terrifying.

- Your Fail fix.

Straight lampin'

EURO-CHED: WHERE YOU AT?

Oh, good morning.
Was not expecting you to still be here.
Need a hand?

- So Michael Jackson released BAD. Twenty-three years ago. Kristen McKentire, one of us borrowed that tape in third grade (a couple years late, it seems), we owe you a copy and an apology.

- It has come to our attention, some of Chednation is not up to code. This should help.

- Every man has a code. Live by it.

- Lil' Wayne has been busy in Scranton. We'll be waiting until November for his release(s), (wash your hands). Our September deployment looms.

- Who's down for Eurotrip 2010? We just need some cash for gas.

- Yo, Dog. You didn't hear? "Evey monkey'd like to be, in my place instead of me". Yeah we're the King of Bongo. Hear us when we come.

Nah, we're too drunk to dance.

Thanks though.
We should get a cab.

YESTERDAY'S NEWS, TOMORROW.

Your newest ex.

Our newest Cheddarette.

- Udonis Haslem, welcome to the club Slick. Much love to the cop that got one more car with illegal tints off the road. Nothing is more dangerous than a car window that manages to offer privacy to the owner and also keeps out UV rays while keeping the car cooler. You guys get it, right?

- First there was a controversial QB in Pittsburgh. It seems there may be a QB controversy in Western PA. Byron Leftwich, who is roughly 56 (apparently he's only 30), is in competition with Dennis Dixon, former Heisman candidate and beast at Oregon, for the starting job while Big Ben sits out his suspension.

- This is terrifying. How is that mini panic attack all over your face? He may have redeemed himself though.

- Football Jesus, scored his first NFL rushing touchdown, he also got rocked on the way in. Every TD should be called "the joy of six" (45 sec.). This guy totes agrees.

- Reason number 506,892 the Ipad is a necessity.

BARBERSHOP x CONEHEADS, STARRING TIM TEBOW

Looking fresh, rook.