THUMBS UP.

This is Megan Fox.
You know this.
Have you ever noticed her thumbs? No?
Google the phrase "megan fox thumbs."
Game changer? No?
Well, leave her alone.
You're totally vibe crushing right now.
This was just an excuse to post Megan Fox pictures.
You know this.
Megan, holler back for this dope blog.

GOT IT ALL.

What's that? Two body painted posts in a row?
No Doubt.

Yes it's girl's soccer.
And, yes you're a perv for hoping for a Brandi Chastain situation.
You're Gross.

The full re-cap is here.
Again, it's girl's soccer so who cares, amiright?

NFL WEEK 4 PICKS

Do You Think I'm Pretty?

No.

NFL Week 4 Picks

Baltimore Ravens (+1.5) @ Pittsburgh Steelers (-1.5): 1 PM

• Ched says: Bawlmur, hon.

Carolina Panthers (+13.5) @ New Orleans Saints (-13.5): 1 PM

• Ched says: Who dat. You can bet your TV on this one.

Cincinnati Bengals (-3.5) @ Cleveland Browns (+3.5): 1 PM

• Ched says: Jake Delhomme and a white running back. Child please. Cinci covers the spread.

Denver Broncos (+6.5) @ Tennessee Titans (-6.5): 1 PM

• Ched says: The Titans are dangerous.

Detroit Lions (+14.5) @ Green Bay Packers (-14.5): 1 PM

• Ched says: No chance the Lions win, but they can keep it within 2 TD's.

New York Jets (-4.5) @ Buffalo Bills (+4.5): 1 PM

• Ched says: The Beast Mode resurgence won't be enough. Jets win easily. Now let's go eat a god damn snack.

San Fransico 49ers (+6.5) @ Atlanta Falcons (-6.5): 1 PM

• Ched says: "I thought the blacks in Baltimore were bad...turns out, there nothing compared to these fags you got out in San Fransico."- Kenny Powers.

Seattle Seahawks (-0.5) @ St. Louis Rams (+0.5): 1 PM

• Ched says: Not quite sure of the stunt Steve Spags and the Rams pulled last weekend, but look for them to bounce back to their old ways come Sunday afternoon.

Houston Texans (-3.5) @ Oakland Raiders (+3.5): 4 PM

• Ched says: Texans could win by 80.

Indianapolis Colts (-8.5) @ Jacksonville Jaguars (+8.5): 4 PM

• Ched says: Peyton Manning in a divisional game. Simple as that.

Arizona Cardinals (+8.5) @ San Diego Chargers (-8.5): 4:15 PM

• Ched says: They squeaked out a win against the Raiders last week. I like them at +8.5, but the Chargers will come away with the win

Washington Redskins (+6.5) @ Philadelphia Eagles (-6.5): 4:15 PM

• Ched says: McNabb will come home and steal the show, as Vick struggles for the first time this season. I like the Skins outright.

Chicago Bears (+3.5) @ New York Giants (-3.5): 8:30 PM

• Ched says: Last week, the Bears took down the Packers to remain undefeated, while the Giants got smoked by my Titans. To add to that, Eli Manning is still a boob and Jay Cutler still doesn't care, which is why the Bears will move to 4-0.

New England Patriots (-0.5) @ Miami Dolphins (+0.5): MNF 8:30 PM

• Ched says: The Dolphins offense tore apart the Jets D last Sunday night. The Pats D is a joke so look for Brandon Marshall to go off and the Dolphins to come away with the win.

CHECK PLEASE.

Cream get the money.

Dallas Cowboys wide-out and, not-your-fucking-bellhop, Dez Bryant got stuck with the tab. Bryant and teammates went out to celebrate their first win of the season after beating Houston on Sunday. The problem, Roy Williams' spiteful little soul, Williams invited the whole team out with them and when the check came it fell in Bryant's lap, probably after bouncing off Williams chest pads on an eight yard slant from Romo. The bill came to 54,896 American dollars. At twenty percent that's roughly $11,000 on the tip, who are we kidding? Bryant left a five and asked the server if he had to pay at the hostess stand.

WE'RE DOUBLE DIPPING.

Productivity is at an all time low.

ALABAMA. ARKANSAS.

ALL APOLOGIES, NEVERMIND.

Homecoming season is just around the corner.
Beibs will have so much to talk about.

-via buzzfeed and blameitonthevoices.

PANDAS: STRAIGHT GANGSTER.

Pandas peddling provolone.

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN', THEY HATIN'.

Noted beard aficionado and incomplete pass creator, Braylon Edwards was pulled over and charged with a DUI early Tuesday morning. B-Eazy was popped at 5:13 a.m. in Manhattan blowing a .16, twice the legal limit. Braylon was cooperative with the cops, explaining how he was just testing out a new study he had recently read about. As a Michigan grad, research is very important to him, you see. And, as a soon to be former Jet, handling his booze is even more important to him.

WHAT CAN CHEDDAR DO FOR YOU?

Delivering everything you want.

And, a lot you don't need.

COME ON IN, THE WATER'S FINE.

You know the deal. Go watch the footballs.

JUST AIN'T GONNA WORK OUT.

Mayer Hawthorne - No Strings (Classixx Original) by stonesthrow

FUCKING HIPSTERS.

Why?

ET TU REGGIE?

Sir, a Mister Bush is on the phone.

Hey, Reggie.
We were hoping to hear from you.
Yeah we heard.
That was a real class move.
It's just, we got your package today.
No, we totally appreciate you overnighting it.
It's just not what we expected.
We know you have all of that screw you NFL Money.
But, this? This is not what we expected at all!
I'm not trying to yell Reggie but, c'mon.
I thought we made some headway last week.
Alright, let's just calm down.
Truce?
Ok, Bro, just get it to us ASAP.
Oh hey, remember.
Fool me Once...
Hello?

I don't know Kanye, how do you think that went?

CLINTON, WE GET YOU.

Clinton, we know you were misunderstood.
You were talking about the ladies covering ChedCon 2010.

Australian for twins.

Jump to 16:05 for the goods.

DRUNKS VS HIGHS

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